I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Your penis caused this!
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