I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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