I've blown a few things in my day
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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