Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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