I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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