Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just google imaged poop.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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