don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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