She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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