I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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