Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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