You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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