She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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