She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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