im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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