My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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