grandma shit on top of the toilet
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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