"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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