i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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