You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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