There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Sorry my hands just texted you
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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