I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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