Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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