Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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