Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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