He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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