LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I have fence marks all over my body
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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