i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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