capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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