She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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