ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Do plants get herpes?
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