Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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