Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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