But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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