Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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