I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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