1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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