if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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