She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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