i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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