Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think I died a long time ago.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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