Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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