wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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