My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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