i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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