hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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