I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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