This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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