Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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