There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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