She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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